The “biggest” challenge of my career

photographTitanMen exclusive George Ce (at left) recently filmed a scene with this porn superstar for an upcoming Titan scene, and was so impressed by what he saw that he stopped to take a picture. And George is no small man himself… click here to see previews of other films. Anyway… now it’s my turn. One week from today I’ll be filming a scene with this very same stud… the guy who impressed George so much. I’m a little nervous, but I think I’ll be okay because I’ve even been practicing (see below). Titan’s lead director Paul Wilde graciously offered me the chance to “get acquainted” with my co-star before we start the cameras rolling, but I think I’m going to pass… the penetration shot, as it’s called in the industry, is sure to get a reaction out of me that I’d love to get on film! 😉

I’ll be revealing my scene partner’s name next week. In the meantime, can you guess who it is?

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Kinko de Mayo, Kansas City style!

THIS is why I love my job! Dirk, Johnny Parker, and I had the immense pleasure of joining the cast and crew of Hamburger Mary’s Kansas City to celebrate Cinco de Mayo… or, as they called it, Kinko de Mayo! We had an amazing time dancing and encouraging all sorts of debauchery. I spent much of the evening serving up “bear cum” shots: People would lie face-upwards on a massage table in front of me while I poured shots of rum and coconut cream into their mouths. The coconut cream looked just like… well, you know. ;) And I might have “accidentally” misfired and dribbled some onto my customers’ faces. When I did, I was sure to lick it off… I never waste a drop!

We also took time out for karaoke. Every five years or so I do karaoke to remind myself never to do karaoke, ever. Johnny and Dirk have beautiful voices, and rocked their respective renditions of “Long Black Train” and “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.” I, who can’t sing for shit, insisted that the three of us sing Kylie Minogue’s “Timebomb” as an homage to Titan director Jasun Mark’s amazing music video. The results were disastrous. (See below.)

Finally, we took time to unwind at Hamburger Mary’s Drag Brunch. We laughed… we cried… and I got to witness Parker singing “I Will Survive” while wearing a pink dress. Some things you just can’t make up. (Again… see below.)

What a fantastically fun weekend. Huge thanks to to the incredibly welcoming folks at Hamburger Mary’s and KC Bear Mafia who made us feel like royalty, to the amazing JP Barnaby and Jodi Dash who witnessed our karaoke massacre and lived to tell about it, and to all the AWESOME people who came out to the club on Saturday night! We had such a great time and met lots of amazing folks. Dirk and I are hoping that the fine ladies and gentlemen of Kansas City will have us back real soon!

Pics and embarrassing karaoke video below.

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